did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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