I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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