is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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