Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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