I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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