I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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