found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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