He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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