How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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