Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My balls are so social today.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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