Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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