It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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