as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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