i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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