I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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