I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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