it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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