I bet he comes in French.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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