Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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