This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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