I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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