your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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