His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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