I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
foreskin is a definite game changer
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm always down for nudity.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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