Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
