no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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