It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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