there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw