Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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