What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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