Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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