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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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