BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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