she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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