She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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