Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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