Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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