How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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