ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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