? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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