He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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