let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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