Can Purell be used as lube?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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