so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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