you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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