Soap is not a condiment
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
