I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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