Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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