you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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