I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
