my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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