just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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