I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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