If i come over, it means nothing
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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