I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We were destined to go to rehab together
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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